Driving: Do you know how???

Okay, I should get a grip but does aaaaanyone pay attention to what roads are and what they are used for??? Or cars and the general rules? Is it too much to ask to pay the fuck attention! I mean people are crazy today. I went to the park with the baby to exercise my butt off and when I returned the car behind me was so close I could barely open the hatch to get the stroller in. Opening and closing required that I be on the curb and close it from the side. When you park behind a car whose trunk opens out you should make sure that they can open it. This is not a difficult task. Just common sense.



This means I was now sandwiched between a Mercedes and a CR-V. When I left the car I was behind a Smartcar and nobody was behind me because nobody was supposed to be behind me- there's a driveway there!!!! It took me 3 minutes to get the car out of the spot without hitting anything, with a screaming baby and the Mercedes lady watching it all-JUST MOVE THE FUCKING CAR. Obviously, she was too busy watching and bitching to her friend. And then to come over and check her car- did you hear me hit it? Did you see me hit it eagle eyes? By the way your alarm didn't go off so you don't need to beep it!




But, did the fun end there? No, of course not, I was 3.4 miles away from home - Next, people crossing the street. Not in a cross walk, but around a blind spot 10 feet away. And they look at me. Why? I was going the posted speed- the damn sign was above their heads. Ok, that one I should be used to but I was already pissy.




Next up runners!!!!! As I was approaching my neck of the woods, two women coming jogging out of their court, one at a time, on the street, and decided to turn toward me, while I'm moving. Were they going to run into my vehicle? Is this a new form of chicken or were these chicks just idiots? I was beyond stunned. Everyone must have their damn road/vehicle brains shut off.