Are you kidding me?

When people see a stressed out women with a screaming baby and a very "hands-e" toddler walking their way what do they think? Gee, I should try to squeeze next to them and give the mother a dirty look or say "Um, thanks" as the the already overdone mom tries to move the stroller to the side of a one person wide aisle while the toddler is shucking all the shelving items to the ground. Are you kidding me- get the fuck out of the way! Don't judge me, I'm just trying to stay alive. Unless you can tell me exactly what will make my 2 year old not act like a 2 year old don't dish out advice or comments. He's 2 and very active, I get it.

But I still need to get out and, lets say go grocery shopping, put gas in the car, go to the doctor, get the car tuned up, buy gifts, eat, pay bills and go for walks. I can't just lock the kids in the house and get everything magically done. To all those that dislike kids- parents dislike you and we train our children to be obnoxious when you're around. It's something we practice as a family. I suggest that you just get out of our way.

And... Thank you for not spawning.